If things crumble or fall apart, it isn't going to be because I am behind the scenes pulling strings.
If you hold a thing up to the light and it appears to be some other colour than what you had originally thought, it isn't going to be because I tainted the chemical compounds.
I am going to be at home tending my garden, my family, my pets.
I am going to be at home washing dishes, folding laundry, and giving the dogs fresh water.
I am going to be nagging my husband to clean the car, take out the garbage, and return the recyclables.
And I'll probably be reading.
I'll probably be doing a lot a lot a lot of reading.